Ahmadinjad Sees Avatar
Iranian Ayatollah lapdog and presidential facade, Mahmoud Ahmadinjad, was allowed to see hit movie Avatar in 3D.
The movie’s distributor, Twientieth Century Fox, supplied the governmental figurehead’s entourage with special 3D glasses and talked them into wearing them for a photo op (see at right).
Moviegoers sitting nearby, were unnerved by Ahmadinjad’s barely-containable giddy behavior when the story’s antagonists were wrecking havoc.
When the movie concluded, Ahmadinjad was asked what he thought of the show. Through an interpreter, he stated that he’d need to find out what his opinion was the next time he spoke to an Ayatollah. He did wonder aloud if the minterals on Pandora could be used to enrich uranium.
The brainless Iranian leader then wandered away with this special 3D glasses still on, his arms outstretched, and looking around him exclaiming that world looked more interesting in 3D.
Disclaimer: Yes, this is satire. Yes, Ahmadinjad is a brainless Ayatollah shill.
